Joke of the Day
Boy friend
A girl says to her boyfriend, "One kiss and I'll be yours forever". The guy says, "thanks for the warning!"
Vote for "Boy friend" :
Riddle of the Day
The knife
You use a knife to slice my head and weep beside me when I am dead. What am I..
Answer
Vote for "The knife" :
Dirty Joke of the Day
bulldog eating mayonnaise
A man and his four year old son are talking, when his son asks him "Dad, what does a pussy look like?" The Dad confused, asks him " before or after sex?" The kid says "Ummm before sex" So the dad says...
Read More
Vote for "bulldog eating mayonnaise" :