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Boy friend
A girl says to her boyfriend, "One kiss and I'll be yours forever". The guy says, "thanks for the warning!"
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What has skin and eyes
What has a skin and more eyes than one? It's very nice when it is done ..
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Like maths?
Do you like maths, if so add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!
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